Today I went to a cinema and paid for a ticket and watched a movie instead of watching it on my computer screen at home.
Today I drove to a store and purchased a CD* and paid for it with cash**. I didn’t download it or purchase it on iTunes.
Today I had an actual face-to-face conversation with a fellow human being.
I sent a text message today without using any of the following phrases: LOL, OMG, LMAO, LMFAO, WTF, ROFL, IMO, IMHO etc. etc. etc.
Today I expressed myself and used more than 140 characters to do so.
* CD = Compact Disc. A shiny round object that contains sounds. Alternative uses: frisbee and coaster.
**cash = paper money with deceased political figures on them.