Stage 2: Anger

Kubler-Ross’ second stage of dealing with grief and loss involves anger, an emotion I have a great deal of personal experience with. I am fueled by anger and panic. It …

The Toxic Vagina: Act Two

CHARACTERS: Gekko – A penis, in his sixties. Weathered yet resilient. Paul Reubens was the first choice but he has since turned down the role, claiming that it is “beneath …

A Misery Litany

My mother is miserable. My father is miserable. He gets angry at relatively minor things. My mother-in-law is really miserable, so miserable I’m surprised she can even function. My friends …

Stage One: Denial

Game 7: Heat 95, Spurs 88. This can not be happening. This isn’t real. We were up 5 with 28 seconds left in Game 6. I will never forget these …

A Lack of Hope

The image above represents the bane of my existence at present. Oh, I can readily acknowledge that thisĀ is the epitome of “first world problems” as you’d call them, but let’s …

Pain

TIME: Wednesday 19th of June, approximately 9:19pm PLACE: My living room SCENE: My beloved San Antonio Spurs were up 94-89 in Game Six of the NBA Finals, holding a 3-2 …