Honest Job Application

Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to express an interest in…ah, fuck it. I need this job, right? You’re advertising it, it’s vacant, and I need a job. That is, one …

Overheard at a Pharmacy

[Note: this is the first in a series of eavesdropping conversational pieces. I like to record everyday banter using my mobile phone recording device. I then either delete them if …

Tanya Would

“Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There’s still time to change the road you’re on.” – Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin Life …