Who wants to read about lovesick (yet aesthetically pleasing) vampires in 2014? Not me. That is so 2011. So get with the program and read about (relatively) young people dying from cancer instead! You did it with The Fault In Our Stars, whilst illegally downloading the season finale of another cancer-related saga, Breaking Bad.
Pick up your copy of Canswer now, from all good Amazon e-bookstores. Laughter and tears guaranteed*.
*Guarantee not guaranteed.