98% of the World…
Are assholes. May you find your 2%.
BROKEN NEWS: My Debut Novel Has a New Cover!
New cover for Canswer, designed by yours truly.
Like Free Stuff? Choke On This
Howdy People! My second book, a short story told in the oral account style, is available for the low low price of NOTHING AT ALL for the next couple of …
Spurs are the New Lakers
Woke to the news that LaMarcus Aldridge had finally chosen the San Antonio Spurs as his new NBA home, with a 4 year, $80M deal, spurning the Phoenix Suns and …
Screw You, Pixar
Damn you, Pixar – you’ve done it again. You’ve gone and played with my emotions once more, you slimy fuckers. I blame Walt Disney, ol’ Mr Freeze himself. That fucker …
Why Do I Write?
As a wannabe writer, I’m often asked why I bother toiling in a field that seemingly no one cares about anymore. Not many people read fiction these days, and those …
Caffeine and NBA Australians
Following a game where he was hospitalized with severe dehydration, Matthew Dellevedova swore off his usual pre-game ritual of a cup of joe. This change took place following Game three …
Let’s NBA: Revisiting Preseason Predictions, First Round Playoff Projections
Okay. So below are my predicted records for each conference in the NBA. Let’s see how close I got. EAST Cleveland Cavaliers – 56-26 predicted, 53-29 actual. Off by 3 …
Bloated Boy Vs Nature
I just got back from six days of camping in our state’s picturesque southwest region (photos coming soon). I went with my wife and daughter, my father-in-law and his second …